Saturday, June 13, 2009

Clogged Drain

This stupid joke based on a true story*.

A plummer arrived at the apartment of a beautiful young woman.

"Oh thank goodness you're here!" the woman said to the plummer. "The drain has a terrible clog."

After unpacking his gear and assessing the situation, the plummer declared, "You have the cleanest under-the-bathroom-sink I've ever seen."

The woman exclaimed, "I'll thank you to stop looking under my skirt and kindly return to the bathroom!"


*The plummer really did tell me that today. That's where the truth ends. And the terrible joke-telling begins!

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