Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
He's Here. He's Gay. Get Used To It!
Here's an early homage to NYC's Pride Week: the brilliant John Roberts.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
New & Cold
Clogged Drain
This stupid joke based on a true story*.
A plummer arrived at the apartment of a beautiful young woman.
"Oh thank goodness you're here!" the woman said to the plummer. "The drain has a terrible clog."
After unpacking his gear and assessing the situation, the plummer declared, "You have the cleanest under-the-bathroom-sink I've ever seen."
The woman exclaimed, "I'll thank you to stop looking under my skirt and kindly return to the bathroom!"
*The plummer really did tell me that today. That's where the truth ends. And the terrible joke-telling begins!
"Oh thank goodness you're here!" the woman said to the plummer. "The drain has a terrible clog."
After unpacking his gear and assessing the situation, the plummer declared, "You have the cleanest under-the-bathroom-sink I've ever seen."
The woman exclaimed, "I'll thank you to stop looking under my skirt and kindly return to the bathroom!"
*The plummer really did tell me that today. That's where the truth ends. And the terrible joke-telling begins!
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