Monday, June 29, 2009

Whoopi & Me

The time Whoopi Goldberg asked for my business card.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hear Say

What happens in the Bronx, stays in the Bronx.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Does the first layer of coating dry up like a raisin in the sun?

Proof of Langston Hughes' lesser known side-career as a plastic coating maker...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

He's Here. He's Gay. Get Used To It!

Here's an early homage to NYC's Pride Week: the brilliant John Roberts.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009


New & Cold

Tuesday, February 3, 2009.
I walked home from work in a terrible snowstorm.
The heavy snowfall outlined old sights in new ways.
Here are some images I captured, between the train and my house.

Clogged Drain

This stupid joke based on a true story*.

A plummer arrived at the apartment of a beautiful young woman.

"Oh thank goodness you're here!" the woman said to the plummer. "The drain has a terrible clog."

After unpacking his gear and assessing the situation, the plummer declared, "You have the cleanest under-the-bathroom-sink I've ever seen."

The woman exclaimed, "I'll thank you to stop looking under my skirt and kindly return to the bathroom!"

*The plummer really did tell me that today. That's where the truth ends. And the terrible joke-telling begins!